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No​-​Life Low​-​Life

by Candy Necklace

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1.
South Philly Sixers Alien Instagram photos are taken But there's a poster in the window up next to him that you crop out of the picture cuz you think it's stupid; it says "Back the Blue" but you think one three one two There's a lot of things you like that actually suck; it's alright to appreciate the parts that do not So keep taking pictures of the alien; it's okay to pretend that he is not a cop. If we only could enjoy the perfect, there'd be so much simple joy that we left to rot
2.
I'm all wet, and I regret putting on any mascara When I’m crying, I’m not lying When I say it makes me wanna Rip my hair out, freak the squares out When they see me gnawing on my knuckles Then they chuckle, and say that girl’s such a fucking weirdo "She does it for attention," "She’s just a little strange," How many times do I have to explain to you It’s not an act In fact, I’m a trichotillomaniac Guess who’s been sitting in the shower For an hour with a razor and the water’s Only gonna get way colder, honey Freezing as I’m tweezing in the mirror, Never nearer to the goal of Ever having any motherfucking c-c-control "She needs to try some medication," "Don’t think she’ll ever change," I say God damn, it feels good to keep that monkey On my back In fact, I’m a trichotillomaniac
3.
The bloom is off the The bloom is off the rose The helicopter Is flying far too close I made the money But I got greedy And now the heat is Closing on me I could’ve kept my Head down and made out Played once and paid out I made it my thing Making my mistress manage the mill Sniffing percentage out from the till Taking a taste of pearl from the top Promised the boss but I can't stop Stop, stop, stop, stop... Secrets are rising Rising up from the grave Seasons are changing We realized too late I made the money But I got greedy And now the heat is Closing on me I could’ve kept my Head down and made out Played once and paid out I made it my thing Making my mistress manage the mill Sniffing percentage out from the till Taking a taste of pearl from the top Promised the boss but I can't stop Stop, stop, stop, stop...
4.
A miracle of modern silence on acts of ev'ryday vi'lence But once in a blue moon, the band plays a true tune A miracle that we're just chilling while our planes are out killing You'll never find out who, unless they get our guy too Do you think these people had names? Do you think they're piles of dirt? Do you think that you can live like this, and nobody'd get hurt? Do you think you've obligations to no one outside your home? Do you think about the piles of skulls that constitute the throne? A miracle that we're still talking while the vigils are out walking One day, they'll get their peace we'll smash the throne into debris we'll smash the throne into debris
5.
Oh Clarissa 01:50
Oh, Clarissa I should have guessed By all the many texts composed to you From underneath my desk None of the boys Here in this school Get me like you do Up past midnight Chatting away Your sexy little voice tells me what I wanna hear you say You tell me I’m cute I tell you you’re cute too And I really like you Baby, Clarissa, I’d do everything with you Stand beside you in our prom portrait too Cradle you real close ‘Neath the disco ball There ain’t nothin they can say The whole dance floor melts away That was a time So long ago now And we haven’t been as close as We had been then for a while But my darling Clarissa I still want to kiss you, I still want to kiss you
6.
City cost of living for the suburb life. Total isolation from the friends I've known. Socializing like with a dog, kids, and a wife. Rebuffed all the kindness that I was shown, to stay alone. Never leave the home for more than just an hour at a time. Will I use that time at home? I have my doubts. Felt stressed out if I was made to spend a dime. Could easily afford it but ruled it out. Sorry, busy. Maybe next week. Sorry, busy. Maybe next week.
7.
Vanity 02:42
Sometimes when I catch my Reflection in the mirror I ask myself now just what Business do I have Looking so damn great? And other times I catch my Reflection in the mirror And I notice a new wrinkle Or a burst vein And I stay inside all day Oh why does my anatomy Have to ride this false dichotomy? The glass distorts all that I see Most of the time it seems that I Just never was meant to be happy This is the place I come to cry most Right here in my room I sit here on the floor for hours til I Forget what I’m doing And it won’t amount to much I just blew another hundred bucks on shit that I don’t need With anti-aging guarantees In the many times I catch my Reflection in the mirror I am disfigured and distorted And it’s so much That a girl could fucking drown And no matter how close I get The image isn’t clearer This is the stone I must push uphill Maybe always Just to watch it fall back down Oh why does every waking second Have to be photo perfect, I Feel the pressure to comply And all I do is try and try and Die a little more on the inside This is the place I come to cry most Right here in my room I sit here on the floor for hours til I Forget what I’m doing And it won’t amount to much I just blew another hundred bucks on shit that I don’t need For my altar to saint Vanity
8.
Ringpop 01:35
There’s nothing I’d love more than feeling Your thighs wrapping round my ears The world’s most exquisite headphones I can barely hear your soft moans And I’ll get to lay back and let you Do all that you want to me Princess of the pillow kingdom Girl, I’ll let you eat my ring pop Skin to skin Taste my sin I wipe my chin Now let me sink in, oh, let me sink in Now let me sink in, oh, let me sink in
9.
The ladies in the gymnasium work sev'ral days just baking cookies to throw out, and they've been dodgy when questioned why so many of the vagrants die that necessitates a bake sale for their graves Harvest! Indigent Burial Fund Where are all the bodies coming from? Got the feeling that you're being watched? You want answers? Come on down to the Lodge.
10.
Yeah, I see the cracks on your red and bloating face Yeah, I see you've totally crashed the place Now you wanna be taken seriously, but you're just a drunk disgrace Hey, did you lose your badge and gun? Hey, is the killer on the run? Can you get away with staying this bad if you say "sorry; I was drunk"? There's a broken phone and a pissed-off friend; let's see how you detect There's a trail of pain leading up you, can you find the prime suspect? Well, in the room there's a broke lightbulb Well, you open your wallet without a word You're so used to bumping into everything, you didn't ask whose fault it was There's a broken thumb and some pissed-in pants; let's see how you detect There's a trail of shame leading up to you, can you find the prime suspect?
11.
Going out traveling in a unknown land, didn't know what I should say Tried communicating but everyone spoke in a foreign way Wanted to fit in but I just drew looks everyone had read, it seems, from the same book Make sure that you carry the coin of the realm Don't get caught unprepared, or else get overwhelmed Make sure that you carry the coin of the realm Just repeat some slogans, or else get overwhelmed
12.
Landmarks 01:57
I would live it again All the dumbass trouble we ever got in The nights we spent heavy and hot In the mall overflow parking lot; we’re not What we need but what we’ve got I’m glad I finally called your bluff Oh lord, oh lord, the tension was enough Waited all my teenage years To see your eyes tell me, "Come here, my dear" Your intentions were so clear I loved you bestest So sad I messed this How could I be so senseless? Of men you were the gentlest, so Take the long way to your mom’s Stop to see me before you go back home How more perfect can you get When you’re best friends with benefits, oh shit You’re something I just cannot quit
13.
No-life, low-life, do-nothing depressive deadbeat No-show, no-go, solo, stoned in a bedroom Uptight, upright, upon going to workplace, Downcast, downtrod, downtown, down in a basement Looked like an ordinary man, and he always was polite when turning down your plans. No, he preferred a quiet night.
14.
Creature 01:11
The TV’s full of snow, why the Hell’s the floor so cold? The hatred thrums so low You can’t see but you can feel it, feel it The fence is all banged up My mouth is full of blood, I Don’t matter as much To you, to you, yeah, yeah You laugh a little different now And your eyes a little sad Were the times you terrified me just Mondays and Sundays Or were they really that bad?

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Candy Necklace's second LP, recorded March-May 2022 and mixed May-June 2022. The songs on this album span rock, punk, singer-songwriter, post-punk, pop-punk, and noise rock.

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released June 10, 2022

Candy Necklace is:
Dan Parshall: Drum programming on 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14; electric guitar on 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 13; vocals on 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, 11, 13; acoustic guitar on 1, 4, 6, 11, 14; keyboards on 4, 6, 7; bass on 10.
Erica B.: Bass on 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 13; vocals on 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 12, 13, 14; acoustic guitar on 5, 12; keyboards on 7, 12.

Tracks 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, 10, 11, 13, copyright Dan Parshall.
Tracks 2, 5, 7, 8, 12 copyright Erica B.
Track 14 copyright Dan Parshall & Erica B.

Cover art by Candy Necklace.
Special thanks to James Garvin for mastering help and general support.

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